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Saturday, May 9, 2015

POPCORN AND RAMEN AND OKCUPID

As I sit here in our empty house I wonder where I went wrong? One of my best friends said to me that I somehow attract the wrong kind of male. How I wonder? I picked them randomly, in different places, I am not one of going jumping from relationship to relationship yet everyone seems to judge me and they do think i go jumping even though my last relationship which lasted six years was a solid one.

Hmmm, popcorn and ramen is what is left in the house, after I paid all your bills and took care of your kids, you Mr. Wonderful, took off never to be seen again with my adoptive children. How can you move as fast as Speedy Gonzalez I wonder,..maybe i repel men they seemed to run faster than a fat kid to a cupcake.

I couldnt say sincerely that I didnt see it coming I think i knew from day one, but when i saw you bending over like Homer Simpson fixing a tire my maternal instinct took off, your blue eyes did the rest. Well this blog is dedicated to you and to the boyfriends, ex-boyfriends, husbands, and man losers of the world who think they can get away with murder.

We are not the weaker sex, we just let you think we are the weaker sex!! You already move on starting to date random chicks that have no idea you are a user, a drama queen and a has been. No car, no money, no future, you suck people dry and take everything with you their health, their honor, their money, their time, and yes almost their soul.

Thank God I got my healthy chicks, my best friends, my managers, my teenager daughter, they keep me going strong. LADIES, ramp up, go wild, talk about your inner fears, talk about your boyfriends and how they are a piece of shit because they are texting six women at the same time you are in the kitchen preparing their dinner, get mad....rave.....

Mystique 2015

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