So today i decided although i am not a full subscriber to any of these sites, I have used them in the past since my divorce in 2007...Today three people asked me for dates and I really...thank you guys...couldnt decide which will be worse...these were my conversations with the contenders...BY THE WAY MR. HAPPY TONGUE has dissipated forever out of my life without a text and I am glad...as truly I didnt want to meet him and MR. MOXIE...omg...I never told you about MR. MOXIE huh??? Well maybe another day I am trying to keep it PG.
Well here we go...POF...Well the site is fantastic...Plenty of Fish..but no one I would like to catch...being to average for the average Joe...when you search by "looking for long term," five people appear...and gessshhhh....lets say that if you can imagine the 1800s when people didnt use or have soap or water..in their house and were in the river collecting gold nuggest...well now you get the picture...The site is fustrating as you cannot navigate around or see any messages without paying...so for all I know the man of my dreams is there...waiting...for me to be able to afford $.9.99 a month....
In this site I met ...Captain X...good looking man about my age seemed normal enough...long term...check...blue eyes....check...high....above floor level we dont want the nuts to hit the ground while walking...check...text him......oh sheskebatt he is a swinger...well the profile said..."i am looking for long term commitment..." Well Captain X you could fooled me however after talking to Capt X about his preferences...he seemed like the most normal guy in the world..we talked about how it is to be a swinger and how he started that life...okay I guess he put that profile in 2009..and he still uses it...really??? Well that goes nothing.
Contender 2: Army guy....talked to him in ok cupid...sweet, smart..good looking we have a lot in common..we both ex Army...good chemistry...His profile reads....I am looking for someone that wants to practice dating during the summer....."HAH!!! What the hell (sorry heck) that means??? How do you practice dating? Either you do it or you dont!!! Gosh being single is extremely confusing!!! Ok cupid is by far my favorite site...BECAUSE is FREEE! You can talk all you want and in general there is guys of all ages and pretty good looking, some funny, sassy...average joes...I asked Army guy how come he contacted me...welll..I liked your eyes and your smile....awwww... he so sweeet....NOT!!! My guess is that it was me or a transvestite....No offense to all the transvestites that read my blog if you are out there....you do it your way...wherever...this is getting worse by the minute....now I am blubbering...hmmm Army guy you got me fooled with your walk and your talk..more of that another day...
Contender 3: Eharmony seems to me like the most viable site to find someone if you are really serious about finding the one (for marriage purposes). Not sure what it is...maybe is the time that takes to complete that profile...but the platform is beautiful..and interactive...which for a techie like me you keep clicking per hours like in some kind of trance....Me....page...Turning...Now.....Where AM I???? ....No touchi...
Well I wish i could talk in more detail about this...read the blog...pay me and then you will get more saucy details but for now...I am afraid...my blog reaches 53 people every two minutes...and I am somehow still considered...Normal by my coworkers...hmmm maybe not...!!! What a minute...today the thing I learn men are visual...you need to use the same techniques that good dancers and stripers use to distract men and be in control...dont let them know that you want them...like them...have feeligs for them...so they will want to come for more..use the hot/cold technique...for example...."You are smart...for a guy"....Women...Hispanic Ladies You Know what I am talking about...Dont play..sisters TELL ME What techniques you use to keep your man interested SHARE!!!
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